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The thought continues to haunt me as it surely haunts your waking hours too. “Please say I can vote for both,” you might wonder. “If I vote for Zuma the Father, can I still ask Zuma the Son for one of those cool AGC T-shirts?” Yes, I think you can, such is the generosity of the Zumas. </span>\r\n\r\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Know that this is a tough one for me too. Before us lies a truly Zumangous task. </span>\r\n\r\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I truly love Zuma the Father, and being a very religious person, his recent utterances about how </span><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNO82b2iEYs\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">he ended load shedding</span></a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> during his presidency have taught me so much about faith in action, for as the book of Hebrews 11:1 tells us: “</span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.” </span>\r\n\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2100294\" src=\"https://www.dailymaverick.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/0000275770.jpg\" alt=\"Zuma\" width=\"720\" height=\"503\" /> <em>Former president Jacob Zuma supports his son Duduzane at the Johannesburg Commercial Crimes Court, where he faced charges of fraud and corruption on 24 January 2019. 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No, my fellow Zuma-Zamas, rather pay a bit more attention to what comes out of their mouths than what some poorly informed and overpaid copywriters wrote for them. </span>\r\n\r\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Just this year, Zuma the Father, ender of load shedding, champion of patriarchy, most generous lover and legendary procreator of legends, has openly questioned the value of democracy, motivated for changing the laws under which he was investigated and charged, and indicated that he would be open to removing constitutional protections for the rights of LGBTQI South Africans. All stuff he’ll soon probably repeat at a rally near you. Personally, I’d rather believe the man’s own words than some manifesto. Such an open and honest man. </span>\r\n\r\n<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">As eminently wise as I am, I remain torn between these two amazing options. 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